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Stone Cold Steve Austin has nothing on this girl:

 

CSO’S TOP 10 MOST READ STORIES OF THE WEEK

10. Ohio Safety Keeps Stealing Opponents’ Towels From Their Paints

Ohio safety/kleptomaniac Javon Hagan has quite the penchant for stealing the pant towels of opposing players, like he did on Saturday vs. Kansas and last season vs. Troy and Western Michigan.

We should point out that a real “thief in the night” probably wouldn’t admit to his crimes on Twitter but we enjoy Hagan’s sense of humor about it.

https://twitter.com/BDuplakt/status/812522122585075712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fcollegesportsonly.com%2Fcollege-football%2Fohio-safety-javon-hagan-keeps-stealing-opponents-towels-pants.html

 

9. Purdue Head Coach Goes Nuts, Slams Chair in Locker Room to Fire Up Team

 

8. Forget N.Y. Jets ‘Buttfumble,’ Rutgers TE Makes ‘Buttcatch’ vs. Nebraska

If nothing else, Rutgers football delivered what will most likely be the “Catch of the Year” in the Big 10.

 

7. NC State DE Serves Up Disrespect, Spits on Florida State’s Midfield Logo

Well, that’s just gross…

 

6. Squirrel Scores Touchdown at Louisville Game, Gets Standing Ovation

Forget Lamar Jackson, give the Heisman Trophy to this squirrel.

 

5. Minnesota Mascot Trucks Little Kid During Halftime Show

Mascots are supposed to entertain little kids, not run them over like a Mack truck.

 

4. Class of 2019 Recruit Rag Dolls Defenders En Route to 80-Yard TD

Cameron Baker is a Class of 2019 recruit out of Council Bluffs, IA, who looked like more like “Tecmo” Bo Jackson on this run last Friday night.

Baker finished the game with 15 carries, 336 yards, 5 touchdowns and countless recruiters drooling all over themselves.

 

3. Sad Vandy Fan Sitting Alone During 59-0 Loss to Alabama Gets Meme’d

After a promising 3-0 start to the season, Vanderbilt fans were reminded they are still — well — Vanderbilt fans in a 59-0 blowout loss in which the Commodores were outgained in total yardage,  677-78.

https://twitter.com/pmbasler/status/911722221596487680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fcollegesportsonly.com%2Fcollege-football%2Fsad-vandy-fan-sitting-alone-59-0-loss-alabama-gets-meme-treatment.html

 

2. Penn State RB Barkley Hurdles Defender, Gets Hit, Sticks Landing, Keeps Running

This guy is a mutant.

 

1. Maryland Girl Smashes Beer Can Against Head & Chugs It, Instantly Becomes America’s Sweetheart

Stone Cold Steve Austin has nothing on this girl: