It’s been a rough month for Dan Orlovsky.
He’s been going viral for his awful draft takes, mostly regarding Fernando Mendoza, and after betting on UConn to win the National Championship, he’ll have some more embarrassment.
Dan Orlovsky now has to wear a clip-on dangling Michigan earring for the next month on every show he appears.
If he misses a day, it starts over. pic.twitter.com/dhBj2B1eXo
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 7, 2026
A dangling, clip-on Michigan earring will grace our TV screens for every single take Dan Orlovsky has leading up to and through the NFL Draft on April 23.
Bets a bet. Congrats to Michigan.
— Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) April 7, 2026
In case you were wondering what it would look like:
“From a pure X’s & O’s standpoint, Juwan Howard was a better head coach at Michigan than Dusty May is.” https://t.co/lvloSH5Gdu pic.twitter.com/dtaFICvc6J
— College Sports Only (@CSOonX) April 7, 2026
Orlovsky still has a lot of work to do to regain his reputation as a competent analyst at ESPN after the beating he’s taken over the past few months.
We’ll see if this lost bet has enough goodwill to make it happen.
