A New York mother just gave birth to an absolute unit.
A New York mom just delivered a massive 13-pound baby boy. The newborn is so large, he already requires clothes made for a 6 months old baby😠pic.twitter.com/7YoXuxQGUY
— Chi (@__Poisonivyyy) March 3, 2026
Nearly every football fan had the same idea: This kid is going to be a future college football star.
Kirby Smart https://t.co/9N2RLoBF9M pic.twitter.com/rBOXZTYaTc
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 4, 2026
Sec schools calling https://t.co/Ti0CREyNSu
— Doom Coming (@Getthebagcoach) March 3, 2026
Future offensive tackle incoming 👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/2uJKDFr7dV
— jchains (@Sickofmedia44) March 3, 2026
welcome to the squad buddy. NFL draft 2044 is ready for you pic.twitter.com/kO7U6uLpnV
— 💛💙 (@Mertdontmiss) March 3, 2026
GOO-GOO GA-GA pic.twitter.com/mV0iGEEqYP
— Five Fact Meme (@FiveFactMeme) March 4, 2026
What are the chances that we see this baby in an SEC uniform in 18 years?
