Tennessee Basketball has a surprise secret weapon.
Stats that matter:
Tennessee basketball is undefeated on days that Tiger Woods crashes his car:
11/27/2009: Tennessee beats College of Charleston
3/27/2026: Tennessee beats Iowa State
(H/T @kerrywilliams_) pic.twitter.com/Fv9DILxMIS
— Onyx (@OnyxOdds) March 28, 2026
If we had a nickel for every time this happened, we would only have two nickels, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
OK. Can we let Tiger drive (in an isolated area) around 2pm tomorrow? 🙏 https://t.co/cG7TXqddf2
— 🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) March 28, 2026
Tiger Woods’ DUI arrest this weekend led to an incredible amount of college sports memes online:
Let’s play a game called: Pick Your Uber Driver
Tiger Woods, LaMelo Ball or a Georgia football player.
Go!
— Jeff Sunday (@TheDegenWeekly) March 27, 2026
BREAKING🚨
The Georgia Bulldogs have hired Tiger Woods as their new driving consultant pic.twitter.com/mfoReXeCcf
— Bet105 (@bet_105) March 27, 2026
Tiger Woods. You are a Georgia Bulldog https://t.co/MaCOgpz1MI pic.twitter.com/oLOWoarroU
— The Best of Sports (@SportsGreatest0) March 27, 2026
What motor vehicles has Tiger Woods operated poorly? pic.twitter.com/MxB26Q8tFC
— Tony Roundtree (@Tonywithyy) March 27, 2026
When your girl asks if you’re excited for the farmer’s market after staying up to 2 am losing your paycheck on Iowa State -2.5. pic.twitter.com/9VnLX13VDF
— IdentityTheftMAAC (@MaacTheft) March 28, 2026
Tennessee takes on No. 1 Michigan on Sunday, where they will most definitely need every ounce of luck to beat the talented Wolverines squad.
