We are counting down the days until Fatboy Jesus-Kapesi is a college football QB.
The high school sophomore has gone viral for his awesome name, unique build, and sweet game after leading Aiea High School in Hawaii to a 2-0 record to start the 2026 season.
Fans are falling in love with the sheer combination of his name, size, and quarterback play.
Fatboy Jesus-Kapesi can flat out play! pic.twitter.com/aEjEyP0V7X https://t.co/zH4vkBiMOq
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 24, 2026
Jesus-Kapesi’s actual first name is Caizel, but “Fatboy” is so much better. The nickname actually comes from his childhood—he was born weighing 10 pounds, and his parents called him Fatboy.
We need Jesus-Kapesi as the next great Hawaii Rainbow Warriors QB ASAP.
