Big, if true…
Kudos to @UCF_Football for the most accurate note in the history of game notes 👍 pic.twitter.com/I837iAzQ6k
— Dan Hoard (@Dan_Hoard) October 2, 2017
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10. Ohio Safety Keeps Stealing Opponents’ Towels From Their Paints
Ohio safety/kleptomaniac Javon Hagan has quite the penchant for stealing the pant towels of opposing players, like he did on Saturday vs. Kansas and last season vs. Troy and Western Michigan.
We should point out that a real “thief in the night” probably wouldn’t admit to his crimes on Twitter but we enjoy Hagan’s sense of humor about it.
I'm A Thief In The Night 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/QRbSqHgdUn
— .7 (@Von_Legacy) September 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/BDuplakt/status/812522122585075712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fcollegesportsonly.com%2Fcollege-football%2Fohio-safety-javon-hagan-keeps-stealing-opponents-towels-pants.html
😂😂 I Had Corey Davis Towel Last Year Tried To Sell It On Ebay But He Took It Back Ans Ruined My Plan 😢
— .7 (@Von_Legacy) September 17, 2017
9. Purdue Head Coach Goes Nuts, Slams Chair in Locker Room to Fire Up Team
Jeff Brohm: Football guy.
CC: @BarstoolBigCat, @PFTCommenter pic.twitter.com/FBqPtVoF4a
— College Sports Only (@CollegeSportsO) September 23, 2017
8. Forget N.Y. Jets ‘Buttfumble,’ Rutgers TE Makes ‘Buttcatch’ vs. Nebraska
If nothing else, Rutgers football delivered what will most likely be the “Catch of the Year” in the Big 10.
🚨 @RFootball CATCH OF THE YEAR 🚨 pic.twitter.com/UPOui4bvph
— Big Ten Network (@BigTenNetwork) September 23, 2017
7. NC State DE Serves Up Disrespect, Spits on Florida State’s Midfield Logo
Well, that’s just gross…
NC State defensive end Bradley Chubb took aim at the FSU logo after the Pack's victory. pic.twitter.com/UTdUwzVMTz
— ESPN (@espn) September 23, 2017
6. Squirrel Scores Touchdown at Louisville Game, Gets Standing Ovation
Forget Lamar Jackson, give the Heisman Trophy to this squirrel.
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
SQUIRREL TOUCHDOWN
REPEAT: SQUIRREL TOUCHDOWN
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/IHFJdqEP6b
— Bally Sports South (@BallySportsSO) September 23, 2017
5. Minnesota Mascot Trucks Little Kid During Halftime Show
Mascots are supposed to entertain little kids, not run them over like a Mack truck.
Goldy the Gopher trucking kids at half time is what Twitter was made for. pic.twitter.com/EFtqoTOZmN
— Dave Schwartz (@Dave_Schwartz) September 24, 2017
4. Class of 2019 Recruit Rag Dolls Defenders En Route to 80-Yard TD
Cameron Baker is a Class of 2019 recruit out of Council Bluffs, IA, who looked like more like “Tecmo” Bo Jackson on this run last Friday night.
Amazing TD by Cameron Baker! @cameronbaker_89 #SCtop10 pic.twitter.com/F6mP0Ik4EV
— Holly Baker (@MamaBakes75) September 17, 2017
Baker finished the game with 15 carries, 336 yards, 5 touchdowns and countless recruiters drooling all over themselves.
3. Sad Vandy Fan Sitting Alone During 59-0 Loss to Alabama Gets Meme’d
After a promising 3-0 start to the season, Vanderbilt fans were reminded they are still — well — Vanderbilt fans in a 59-0 blowout loss in which the Commodores were outgained in total yardage, 677-78.
https://twitter.com/pmbasler/status/911722221596487680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fcollegesportsonly.com%2Fcollege-football%2Fsad-vandy-fan-sitting-alone-59-0-loss-alabama-gets-meme-treatment.html
"I don't want Bama anymore." pic.twitter.com/M1mVAvAjel
— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 23, 2017
I love the one team a year that thinks it's "their time" to beat Bama pic.twitter.com/3VnkroOBzX
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 23, 2017
2. Penn State RB Barkley Hurdles Defender, Gets Hit, Sticks Landing, Keeps Running
This guy is a mutant.
Saquon Barkley is just not fair. pic.twitter.com/kctEK2EBpg
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 24, 2017
1. Maryland Girl Smashes Beer Can Against Head & Chugs It, Instantly Becomes America’s Sweetheart
Stone Cold Steve Austin has nothing on this girl:
Oh ok pic.twitter.com/6BHtljVuWl
— David Ruff (@dcarterruff) September 23, 2017
