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The best highlight of the 2017 college football season isn’t by a player nor did it even occur in a stadium.

Rather, it was a video that went viral shortly before the UCF-Maryland game on Sept. 23 of a Terps coed catching a beer, smashing it against her head and chugging it almost instantaneously.

With over 1.3 million views on the Instagram account of “Total Frat Move,” it concludes with a male next to the coed mouthing the words of what everyone who watches the video is left thinking:

“WHAT THE F*CK?!?!”

Commentators across the Internet have echoed those sentiments, with notes like this on the popular social sharing site Reddit:

  • “I’ve watched this video about 10 times now and I still can’t figure out how the can actually opened, and how she doesn’t have a gaping wound on her forehead”
  • “So Steve Austin has a daughter who goes to college in Maryland.”
  • “Someday she is going to be living in suburbia with a few kids and an uncle or a cousin is going to show this to her 16 year old daughter after she says something about how lame her mom is.The daughter will struggle with what is really real for a few days after she first sees it.”
  • “That’s no girl. That right there is a lady.”
  •  “That’s Duff Woman.”
  •  “Marry me.”

The Maryland student’s name has yet to be revealed and it might remain one of the universe’s great unsolved mysteries unless she decides to come forward — which is unlikely if she is under the age of 18.

We can only hope she eventually comes forward to receive the 15 minutes of fame she rightly deserves.

Until then, we’ll just be left to watch this clip on a perpetual loop in eternal amazement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFoGqCUcsw

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10. Troy Upsets LSU, Makes $985,000 In Process, Roasts Tigers on Twitter for Losing at Homecoming

This is about as bad as it gets.

Not only did LSU lose to a Sun Belt team, 24-21, and give Troy nearly $1 million in the process for playing in Baton Rouge — the Tigers then got roasted by the Trojans for losing at homecoming.

Ouch.

9. Viral T-Shirt Perfectly Sums Up FBI’s Investigation of Louisville Basketball Program

The Louisville basketball program is on the verge of imploding with allegations that UL funneled $100,000 to star recruit Brian Bowen via Adidas.

As a result, athletic director Tom Jurich and head coach Rick Pitino are on the verge of being fired, and the negative repercussions from the NCAA and FBI could be crushing.

Nothing sums up the scandal better than this viral Photoshopped t-shirt showing the FBI playing Louisville in a bracket-style tournament, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation advancing.

https://twitter.com/blk_tray/status/913162201489326080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fcollegesportsonly.com%2Fmens-basketball%2Fviral-photoshopped-t-shirt-perfectly-sums-fbis-impending-demolition-louisville-basketball-program.html

8. Minnesota Mascot Trucks Little Kid During Halftime Show

Mascots are supposed to entertain little kids, not run them over like a Mack truck.

7. Baker Mayfield Pours Salt In Wound After Beating Ohio State, Plants ‘OU’ Flag at Midfield of Ohio Stadium

Baker Mayfield talked at length about how disrespected he felt last year when Ohio State sang “Carmen Ohio” on Oklahoma’s field after the Buckeyes beat the Sooners.

Well, on Saturday night after OU’s 31-16 win in Columbus, Mayfield got his revenge — and then some — by planting the Sooners’ flag at midfield of Ohio Stadium.

6. Class of 2019 Recruit Rag Dolls Defenders En Route to 80-Yard TD

Cameron Baker is a Class of 2019 recruit out of Council Bluffs, IA, who looked like more like “Tecmo” Bo Jackson on this run last Friday night.

Baker finished the game with 15 carries, 336 yards, 5 touchdowns and countless recruiters drooling all over themselves.

5. Washington State Fan Has One of Most Beautiful Mullets You Will Ever See

Mike Gundy, eat your heart out.

4. Tennessee High School Football Game Features Insane, WWE-Style Powerbomb

Great eye by former Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton, who tweeted this out:

According to the Knoxville News-Sentinel, the Sevier County player who delivered the powerbomb was ejected and the Gibbs H.S. player on the receiving end was OK.

Let’s leave moves like this to wrestling professionals — and “The Waterboy.”

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3. Tennessee Fans Brawl in Stands During Disastrous First Half vs. Georgia

While the Volunteers were falling behind 24-0 to Georgia in the first half, Tennessee fans turned on each other in the stands during this nasty brawl.

Knoxville has seen better days…

2. Clemson Cheerleader Is Most Ripped Person on Field of Auburn-Clemson Game

Someone get her a pair of shoulder pads:

1. Maryland Girl Smashes Beer Can Against Head & Chugs It, Instantly Becomes America’s Sweetheart

Stone Cold Steve Austin has nothing on this girl: